Beni, & Rwanda Border, DR Congo

May 6, 2007

I didn’t realise that it would take me quite so long to find a queue in Congo. But find one I did.

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Unfortunately it was not with my own eyes, but through the help of Kizungu who, luckily for all of us, is not only our doorman but he also moonlights as a photographer.

The queue was found at a wedding in Beni, where Kizungu was the photographer and his wife sang in the choir.

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Unfortunately I do not know much about the queue, except that it was for food.

I do have another queuing experience to share with you however. Yesterday afternoon I just got back from driving WildlifeDirect’s new vehicle from Goma to Beni. Unfortunately it’s not a journey to be done inside Congo as the route goes through the South of Virunga park where many rebel groups hang out, waiting to steal cars and slit throats, and so instead the journey is done via Rwanda and Uganda.

The border between Congo and Rwanda is on the edge of the town of Goma and looks like this:

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Although I do recommend that if you should ever come across this border or any other border into or out of Congo, that you do not take a photograph.

Congo side of the border there is a motley crew of people all trying to shove their way to the front of the Immigration Office’s window to have their passports stamped. I, as you can imagine, am not terribly good at this and so it took me far longer than it ought to have my passport stamp, and after finding myself always at the back of the group it took me a good forty minutes until I was able to cross into Rwanda.

Rwanda side and it was the same group of people but this time they were all orderly queued one behind the other. And I, being last through the border, obviously had to join the back of the queue and thus took another forty minutes or more before I could head off on my journey through Rwanda.

14 Responses to “Beni, & Rwanda Border, DR Congo”

  1. Gary Wood Says:

    I see that you took a photo of a photo of a queue.

    I’m not sure I can trust you anymore Will. Did you, or did you not standinaqueue?

    Welcome home
    x

  2. sarahdeed Says:

    I’m feeling as sentimental as Mr Wood, who i note left a x. I enjoy the grace of people forming a line to wait there turn for the simple things in life. Even a photo of photo originally taken by Kizungu.

    You should get a small spy camera to put in the collar of your shirt. ooohhhh Do you form a queue when you get your dinner?

  3. Emmanuel Says:

    Dear Will,
    I was very moved by your nostalgia for queues (is that spelt right). Having spent 14 years in Congo, and the rest in other parts of Africa, I hadn’t even noticed the total absence of queues. It’s obviously not part of the system. You’ll note that queue (slang) in French, national language of Congo, means male reproductive organ, in the cruder sense of the term.

    So, I’m sorry we’ve dragged you out to the land where people don’t queue, but to make up for it, as your boss, I’m allowing you half an hour (in your free time) to organise workshops to train up the residents of Beni in how to queue. I think we have a line on the budget for cattle prods. Just ask Laura.

  4. William Deed Says:

    My dear Gary Wood I did stand in a queue, however unfortunately I was unable to photograph said queue. The wedding queue, as pictured above, I was unable to stand in.

  5. William Deed Says:

    My dear dear Emmanuel, how frightfully kind is your suggestion. I do believe that the best way to start a workshop is first with a poster campaign around the town of Beni.

    I do hope that Gary Wood may indeed design a poster. What do you think Mr Wood?

  6. Gary Wood Says:

    I’m in!

    I have been desperate to use my crayons.

  7. William Deed Says:

    Marvelous. If you could come up with some designs, that’d be grand. We can showcase them on here and then choose which ones are best to use and print them out. Mr Emmanuel of course, will foot the bill for the printing.

  8. Sam Tana Says:

    William – good to see you queue-blogging again. Now then, the best way to hold a workshop in the art of queueing is simply to advertise “free food” being served at such a place at such a time. Then refuse to open the door until an orderly queue is formed. Once it is formed, declare the workshop over. No food need be served. Job done.


  9. Um… not sure how to put this but I think some sort of censorship is going on here. I traveled western China and Tibet in search of queues and made my submission. That was 2 months ago. I have been ignored ever since.

    Well, after crying myself to sleep for several nights, I sobered up and became determined that my efforts might be seen in public. So here they are:
    http://myprinting.com.au/china/queue/

  10. An American Says:

    I found this blog via slate.com. Will you please resume it? I very much enjoy the stories.


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  12. William Deed Says:

    Apologies to you Laurence, and I hope that the American’s appetite for queue stories will be sated with the recommencement of this here blog.

    Sam Tana, I do believe that your plan will not only form a queue but will afterwards form a small riot. I will however, once some political stability has returned to the area, put your plan into action and keep you updated on the results.

  13. Kez Says:

    gorillas took my family


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