I knew all along that something wasn’t quite right, and after yesterday’s discovery I’ve certainly had enough of Greggs.
I cannot bring myself to queue in the longer queue on the left when I know that I can jump this queue by using the queue on the right. Neither could I consider myself a queue jumper and be served ahead of my fellow countrymen by using the queue on the right. Hear me this Greggs, I will not be made a fool of.
Went to Cooplands instead, like any self-respecting person would.
The queue was exemplary. As always.
And Greggs’ spikey mikeys are just too cheerful in comparison to Cooplands’ manic depressed pirates.
Ahh, Cooplands. I will not stray again from your welcoming door.
She looks like a Greggs type.